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[barking]

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[birds chirping]

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[Jacqueline]
One memorable day, Sister Bertrille set out

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on a sort of
one-woman mission.

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Her object was to collect
as many interesting rocks as possible

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for the children
in her nature study class.

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Now, any day
in Sister Bertrille's life could not be called ordinary.

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But this day turned out
to be most extraordinary.

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Even for Sister Bertrille.

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And it was a day
she would never forget

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as long as she lived.

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[grunts]

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[Bertrille coughing]

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[man]
Oh, beautiful. Just beautiful.

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You really fixed us up
just fine.

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Well, I'm sorry,
but you did come charging at me.

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Well, what do you
expect me to do

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when you come
sneaking up on me?

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Ask me...
Ask you to dance?

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Hey, I wasn't
sneaking up on you.

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For heaven's sakes,
I was looking for rocks.

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Oh, you were looking
for rocks? Yes.

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What were you doing here?

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I'm a boy scout.

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I was looking
for my den mother.

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Are you hurt?

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No, no, I...

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I used to always
carry my head this way.

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I said I was sorry.

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Look, why... why did you
have to come here in the first place?

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I told you,
I was looking for rocks.

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My name is Sister Bertrille
from the convent San Tanco.

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Oh, terrific.

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Look, sister,
in case you don't get it,

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you and I are trapped
in this pad.

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Now, there are
more rocks there and dirt in that entrance,

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then--then could fill
the Grand Canyon.

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Now, look, if you want
to jump up and down, and sing hallelujah

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and welcome
the great reward with open arms,

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just go right ahead
and do it.

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Me, I have a natural tendency
to get just a little bit nervous

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when I know I'm about
to be buried alive, with a nun.

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Oh, I'm still a novice.
I won't be a full-fledged nun--

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sister, you ain't
going to be nothing ever. Don't you get it?

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'Cause you're not
gonna live very long.

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Maybe we can
dig our way out.

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Oh, sure.

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With--with what, huh?
With--with this?

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You and I are going to end up
rotted and decayed just like that board.

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Don't you get it?

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Nonsense. We're going to
get out of here. Oh.

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This tunnel
must lead someplace.

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Oh. Look, sister,
Ok, you wanna go looking, you go look

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and if you find
coney island,

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give me a whistle
and I'll come running, Ok?

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I don't personally care
what you do.

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I'm going to have
a look around.

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Excuse me.
Hey, would...

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There's light in here.
Look, up there.

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Oh, I knew
there'd be an opening.

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Oh, I knew there would be.
I knew it.

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Now, isn't that just dandy?

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Now, how do you suggest
we get up there, huh? We jump?

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I could climb
on your shoulders.

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How tall are you,
half portion?

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5 feet.
5'2', with heels.

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Nuns wear heels?

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Well, I wasn't always a nun.

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Oh, I keep on forgetting.
You're still a pledge.

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Novice.
Ok, novice. Have it your own way.

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Ok, novice, how far
would you say it is

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from down here
to up there, huh?

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Mmm, 15 feet.
20.

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Oh.
I'm 6 feet. You're 5.

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That leaves 9 feet.

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Right.

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Well, at least
we won't suffocate.

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No. No, we'll just
die of malnutrition, that's all.

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That's pessimistic thinking.

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Are you gonna give me
the miracle bit now, sister?

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The "we'll get saved
at the last minute" pitch?

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Because if you are,
I don't want to hear it. I don't believe in miracles.

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Well, what do you believe in?

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I don't believe in anything,
and I don't believe in anybody.

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And I don't want
to hear any lectures now, please,

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because I'm not in the mood.

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Those 9 lousy feet
are gonna get me buried

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beneath 50 feet
of rock and dirt

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just because
a novice nun throws

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a judo pass at me
and the whole side of a mine caves in.

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Oh, I can see it now.

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In about 10 years time,
there'll be a couple of lines

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on the back page
of the local throw sheet.

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[quote] "Prospectors
looking for gold

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"find the remains of a nun

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"and a young man
named Bill Watkins

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reported missing
back in 1967."

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Watkins. Watkins.

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I had a teacher
by the name of Watkins once.

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Mary Watkins,
that was her name.

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She was my science teacher.

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And you know what?
She had this theory

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that we're all
just mirror images.

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That we never
really exist on this earth.

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Yeah, well,
I would like to trade places

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with my mirror image
right now.

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Except with my luck,
somebody would probably break it.

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Maybe you're related, huh?

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No, I don't have
any relatives.

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You had a mother and father,
didn't you?

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So I heard.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Trying to attract
some attention.

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You see,
my station wagon is parked--

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sister, honey,
I hate to burst

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that beautiful bubble
of optimism that you've got,

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but we are 50 miles
from nowhere,

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and nobody's gonna come
looking for us here.

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Maybe one of
those prospectors will show up early.

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Hey, you know
what I should do?

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Maybe I should write a note
and attach it to one of those rocks.

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And then throw it up there.
What kind of a message?

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How about, "roses are red,
violets are blue,

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Bill Watkins and I
are waiting for you"?

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You're a laugh a minute,
aren't you?

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Well, it's better
than crying.

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Besides, I sneeze when I cry.

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You sneeze when you cry?

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Yeah.

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Kind of, uh,
an allergic reaction to weakness, I guess.

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Now, who told you that?
Your psychiatrist?

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My own interpretation.

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Have you got a pencil?
No.

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So, just forget
about the message, huh?

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Well, the least you can do
is help me throw some of these rocks.

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How do you know?
Yours might be the lucky rock.

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Ok.

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[grunting]

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Oh, no, not that one.
That's the one--

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[groaning]

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That's a pretty bad cut.

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Good, maybe
I'll bleed to death.

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I have a first aid kit
in the...

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Oh, that doesn't
do us much good.

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Well, now,
come to think of it, I've got my own first aid.

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[Bertrille]
Oh, good.

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Yeah.

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The very best
first aid there is.

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Oh, great.

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Ok, I'm very glad
you decided to be sociable.

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You might as well.
It's gonna be a long, cold winter.

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How much?

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About 2 fingers.

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Will wonders never cease?

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That's good.

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Thank you.
Now, will you lean over?

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What for?
I'm gonna pour this on your cut.

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Hey, not with
my bourbon you don't.

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Oh, yes, I will.
Over my dead body.

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[groaning]
Yes.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
It hurts me more than it does you.

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No, it didn't.
That was my bourbon.

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Well, you want to get
an infection in that cut?

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Oh, you really are too much.

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We're gonna die
in this disaster area

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and you're worried
about a minor infection.

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We are not going to die

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because we're going to
find a way out of here.

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Ah!

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The last time
somebody went "ah" like that,

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I was sitting
in a dentist's chair

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and I had a gas mask
suddenly plopped over my nose.

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Next thing I knew,
I was missing 2 wisdom teeth.

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It could have been
your appendix.

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Hey, do you feel up to
giving me a hand?

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Doing what?

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Well, I thought
we could build a ladder.

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With what?

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Well, there's plenty
of wood around here and boards.

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And what do we do for nails?

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We don't need any.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, this is
some kind of a happening.

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You know,
what really took place was,

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when that--
when that opening fell in on me

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I was knocked out for keeps.
I'm not alive.

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I'm in purgatory
and you're my punishment.

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Don't be ridiculous.
We're both alive.

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Have you got a knife?

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Sure. In the duffle bag.
Help yourself.

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Ok. Thank you.
Now, listen, you can gather up

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something to use for ties,
some of that old burlap--

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hey, wait a minute.
I'll get it.

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I said I'd get it.

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You were looking for this?

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Yes. Thank you.

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Well, let's get to work.

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This should finish
the last rung. Yeah.

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All we need now is for
someone to fly by low enough to see our signal.

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You know what?
What?

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I think
the Sheriff's helicopter

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flies over this way
every once in a while.

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Now what do you mean
by that crack, huh?

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Does it have to
mean something?

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[exclaims]

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You're just bustin'
to ask a lot of questions, aren't you, sister?

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Well, let me
tell you something.

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If there's one thing
I can't stand, it's a nosy nun.

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And I don't like playing
any cat-and-mouse games either.

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So I'd better
spell it out for you.

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The "p" doesn't stand
for personality.

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No, it certainly doesn't.

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I spent 3 months
in that crummy dump,

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and last night
I saw my chance to cut out and I took it.

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Now, to you,
that should mean just one thing:

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If we ever do
get out of this place,

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you just tear up
our formal introduction, Ok?

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You just forget
that you ever knew me.

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What makes you think
I want to remember you?

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Hey, you shouldn't
talk to me that way, sister.

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Now, how do you know
what kind of a guy I am?

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I mean, I could be
some kind of a psycho

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doing time for murder,
for all you know.

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Aren't you just
a little bit afraid? Nope.

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Well, you should be.

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I mean, you could
put the finger on me and send me back there

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and I wouldn't like that
one little bit.

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Maybe you should be
afraid of me then.

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Hey, I don't think
you get it.

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Uh, it would be
to my advantage to see to it

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that you never
got out of here.

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Now, all I would have to do
is say that you got caught

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in that slide back there
and everybody would believe me.

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Yes, you're right.

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What are you
gonna do about it?

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I'm gonna help you
put up this ladder.

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Keep going now.
Ok.

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[ladder creaking]
You're doing just fine.

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You know what?

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You know what
this reminds me of? What?

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The first time I climbed up
to my tree house.

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It wasn't quite this high,
but it seemed this high.

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I guess I was
about 5 years old.

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And you know what happened?

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Never mind
the yak-yak, huh?

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I mean, you know
what happened that first time

247
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,040
when I climbed up
to my tree house?

248
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,070
That's what happened.

249
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,140
Hey, are you hurt?
No, I'm Ok.

250
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,090
I guess it wasn't
a very good idea after all.

251
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,130
Hey, you are hurt.

252
00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,070
No. Really,
I'm not hurt.

253
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,080
Hey, wait a minute.
Your wrist is cut.

254
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,170
It's just a scratch.
Let me take a look at that.

255
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:06,230
No, it's Ok.
Come here now.

256
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:09,230
One thing I can't stand
is a noble dame.

257
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,060
What are you gonna do?

258
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,210
Just administer
a little first aid.

259
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:16,060
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, yes, I do.

260
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,070
You know, what's sauce
for the goose, etc.

261
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,130
You're just trying
to get even.

262
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,190
Right.

263
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,230
[groaning]

264
00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:24,020
Hurts, huh?

265
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,070
Well, at least
the germs will die happy.

266
00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,150
Ha, ha.

267
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:30,110
Now, let me take
a good look at that.

268
00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:34,000
You should have
about 5 stitches put in there.

269
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,030
Flex your fingers.
No, flex them. Yeah.

270
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:39,180
No tendons cut.
Now separate them.

271
00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,080
That's good.

272
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,050
And the median nerve
isn't severed either.

273
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,220
That's perfect.
You must live right.

274
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,220
How come you know so much
about this type of thing?

275
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:49,140
I used to play doctor-nursie
when I was a little boy.

276
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,140
No, seriously,
did you ever study medicine?

277
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:53,080
Yeah, I took a fling at it.

278
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,110
Well, I can't think
of a better profession.

279
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:58,160
Oh, listen, sister,
there's nothing at all noble about my intentions.

280
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,140
I wanted to be a doc because
if you make the grade,

281
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,110
it pays real good.

282
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:05,080
But I overlooked one thing.

283
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,120
It takes time

284
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,040
and money
just to get started.

285
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,100
[scoffs]

286
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,210
Lots of time,

287
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:17,180
and lots, lots of money.

288
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,020
Well, others do it.

289
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,080
Yeah, well, others don't get
the bad breaks I do.

290
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,020
Oh, tell me more.
I just adore soap operas.

291
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,170
Oh, what do you know
about the real side of life, sister?

292
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:29,110
You live in a locked-in world

293
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:33,070
of symbols and statues
and church chapels.

294
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,090
Sure, I wanted to be a doc.

295
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:39,070
But I didn't have any cash.

296
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:41,190
So I did everything,

297
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:45,060
from running errands
to friends of mine who were bookies,

298
00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,030
to stealing hubcaps...

299
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,210
Well, quite a few other things
you really wouldn't dig.

300
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:52,060
But I saved up $3,000.

301
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,100
Gonna be a big man.

302
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:59,020
Gonna be William Watkins,
M.D.

303
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,110
Enter my old man.

304
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,140
Could smell money
clear across the country.

305
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,000
Tracked me down.

306
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,100
He said he felt that
he owed me something.

307
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,150
You know,
for running out on me when I was a kid,

308
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,100
and he had
a big deal cooking.

309
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,000
He could double my $3,000.

310
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,130
Yeah, well, my old man,

311
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:17,150
he took a powder
and with him went the money.

312
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,090
So I needed cash.
Guy comes up to me.

313
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:23,060
He wants a pair of shoes
delivered down here to Puerto Rico.

314
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,130
All I have to do
is wear those shoes down here,

315
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:28,180
deliver them
to a certain cobbler,

316
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,020
get the heels fixed.
That's all.

317
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:35,070
For that I was to get $5,000.

318
00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:36,180
Must have been some shoes.

319
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,170
You would be surprised
how many stones

320
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,160
can fit into the heels
of one pair of shoes.

321
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,110
You like soap operas?

322
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,060
How about this one?

323
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,120
I never made it
to that cobbler.

324
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,060
I got picked up at the dock

325
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:54,080
and sent to detention camp
for a 6-month stretch.

326
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,210
Well, I sat it out 3 months.

327
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:57,180
Yesterday a guy
comes up to me.

328
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,020
He's got a friend in Nassau,
owns a casino.

329
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,220
He needs a dealer,
like, right now.

330
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,030
So, I cut out.

331
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:05,200
But something came up.
I didn't make it.

332
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,170
That something
was you, sister.

333
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:14,130
Now, if you don't mind,
I think I'm gonna grab myself 40 winks.

334
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,210
If anybody drops by,

335
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,060
offer them a drink, huh?

336
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,110
[wind howling]

337
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,000
[Watkins]
Uh,

338
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,000
sister,

339
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:32,090
w-would you mind telling me
what you're doing?

340
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,230
Well, I wouldn't know
how to explain.

341
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:37,200
Yeah, well,
uh, just take your time.

342
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,060
Maybe it'll
come to you, hmm?

343
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,180
Well, you see,

344
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,060
I--I heard the wind
blowing up above. Uh-huh.

345
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,020
And--and I felt that
there was a breeze in here.

346
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,220
Oh, well, if you're cold
you can use my sweater.

347
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:48,020
No, no, I was trying
to catch a draft.

348
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,110
You were?
Where was it going? Oh, never mind.

349
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,180
Now, look,
I asked you a simple question and I want an answer.

350
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,230
What were you doing there?

351
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,180
Well, if I told you,
you'd think I was crazy.

352
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,130
Now, of course I wouldn't.

353
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,230
Well, I, I was trying
to get airborne.

354
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,000
Airborne?

355
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,190
Yeah. I was trying to fly.

356
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:03,210
Oh.

357
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:05,180
I do fly, you know.
Yes, of course.

358
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,100
I mean fly, really fly.
Fly.

359
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,060
Like an airplane.
Well, of course you do.

360
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,180
And you must take
quite a few falls, too.

361
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,150
Sometimes. Not often.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

362
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,040
And--and where do you
usually do--do this flying?

363
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,040
Oh, most anyplace. I...

364
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,220
I usually take off
from the convent balcony, you know,

365
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,010
and then I usually
just fly around a few times,

366
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,010
and then I just go.

367
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,140
But it--it depends on
how gusty the wind is.

368
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,200
Oh, yeah, now.
So, I should imagine.

369
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,160
You see, I, I don't weigh
very much and,

370
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,120
and--and my cornet
acts like the wings of a bird

371
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,090
and that's how I fly.

372
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,210
Uh-huh.

373
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,150
Oh, I knew you
wouldn't believe me.

374
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:43,190
No, no, but I do.
I do. I do believe you.

375
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,210
[crying]
All I wanted to do was just find some wind

376
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:49,160
so that I could fly
and get out of here.

377
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:54,030
Oh, what's the use?

378
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,070
Hey. Hey, sister, now

379
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,170
now, come on,
don't you break up now.

380
00:17:58,170 --> 00:18:00,110
I was counting on you
to get us out of here.

381
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,230
And--and if you break up,
I don't know

382
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,100
[sneezing]
What I'm gonna...

383
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,180
Hey, aw, don't cry.
Now, come on.

384
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,050
You know something?

385
00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:12,170
You know something?
You're kind of cute at that.

386
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:16,120
I mean,
you're kooky as all get out, but you are kind of cute.

387
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:21,000
You know,

388
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,040
that's the first nice thing
you've said to me since we've been in here.

389
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,010
I know.
I haven't been much help,

390
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,160
and it's been
a very rough day for you.

391
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,160
[sniffing]

392
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,080
I've got it.
I've got just the thing to take your mind off it.

393
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,120
How would you
like to see me do a card trick, huh?

394
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,090
You have cards?

395
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,080
No, but I don't need them.

396
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,160
You do tricks without cards?

397
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,130
Mmm-hmm. That's right.

398
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:53,140
That makes us alike.
How's that?

399
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:56,070
Well, you do tricks
without cards,

400
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,160
and I fly without a plane.

401
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,140
Oh, now, look,
uh, I really want you

402
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,220
to keep your mind
away from that.

403
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:03,030
Just--just for
the time being, Ok?

404
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,110
Ok. Now...

405
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,120
Here we go. Now.

406
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,130
Ok, now, pick a card.

407
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:21,210
Any card?
Any card at all. 52 choices.

408
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,170
Now, look at it.
Don't let me see it.

409
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,040
Got it?
Got it.

410
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,180
Ok, put it back in the deck.

411
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,070
You won't peek?
No. Scout's honor.

412
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,080
Ok.
Ok, now.

413
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:43,020
What was your card?

414
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,180
Well, you're supposed
to tell me.

415
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,040
Oh, no, no,
you've got to tell me. That's part of this trick.

416
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,160
7 of hearts.

417
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,010
7 of

418
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,160
hearts.

419
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,010
7 of hearts.

420
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,090
That's right.

421
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,170
It was a marked card.

422
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,060
Oh, no,
that would be cheating.

423
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,150
Well, how'd you do it?

424
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:04,220
That I can't tell you.
That's professional ethics.

425
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,000
Can I try?
Help yourself.

426
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,090
Ok.

427
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:10,140
[imitating
shuffling of cards]

428
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:15,030
♪[humming]

429
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,210
I've got it.
We'll build a fire.

430
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,030
We'll build a fire?
Yes.

431
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,210
In here?
Right.

432
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,110
Look, I told you
if you were cold, you can have my sweater.

433
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,200
I am not cold.

434
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,070
What are you?
Some kind of pyromaniac?

435
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:34,010
No. I want to build a fire
to get us out of here.

436
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,170
Look, you cannot
build a fire in here.

437
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,030
Because if you
build a fire in here,

438
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,070
we're gonna burn up
all of this lovely oxygen.

439
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,070
And we wouldn't
want to do that now, would we?

440
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,080
Oh, don't be silly.

441
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,040
Me, silly.

442
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,160
Fire creates draft.

443
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,030
If I get
a strong enough draft,

444
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,160
I can fly out of here
and get help.

445
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,140
You will asphyxiate us.
That's what you'll do.

446
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,040
There's a very simple
principle of aerodynamics involved here,

447
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,170
having to do
with currents of air and laws of motion.

448
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:59,220
Yeah. There is
a very simple principle of insanity here!

449
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,060
Please do not shout.

450
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,000
I am not shouting!

451
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,100
Now, you're not
gonna build a fire here.

452
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,160
I certainly am.
You certainly are not.

453
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,010
And the reason
that you're not-- the reason that you're not

454
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,230
is because
I have got the matches.

455
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,020
[sighing]

456
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,010
Give me those matches.
Oh, no. No, no.

457
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,180
I want the matches.

458
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,150
No. Look, sister
now, you come one step closer to me...

459
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,160
[stuttering]
I'm sorry, but... You'll what?

460
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,120
If you come one step
closer to me I'll... So help me, I'll...

461
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,170
You'll what?
I'll let you have it. I'll let you have it.

462
00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:28,110
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Charlie.

463
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,050
You didn't do so well
on the first encounter.

464
00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:32,210
That was a sneak attack.

465
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:35,150
You know
what your trouble is, William Watkins?

466
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,020
You don't know
how to fight.

467
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,000
You'd rather sit
on your duffle bag

468
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,150
and beef about
your bad luck because it's easy.

469
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:46,050
And every time
something goes wrong, you blame it on someone else.

470
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:48,140
Ok. Ok.

471
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,150
The good book says
ask and you shall receive

472
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,210
but it doesn't say
sit there on a velvet pillow

473
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,080
and they'll bring it to you.

474
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,070
Ok. Ok.

475
00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,200
You wanna have a miracle,
I'll show you a miracle.

476
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,190
But you're gonna have to
believe in something for once in your life.

477
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,090
And that something is me.

478
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,210
Now I'm coming
after those matches

479
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,010
and you're not
going to stop me.

480
00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,090
[grunting]

481
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:14,120
Give up?

482
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,140
Ok, sister. You win.

483
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:23,170
Have your fire. Build it.
Burn the whole place up.

484
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:26,100
I'm gonna have to go anyway,
it might as well...

485
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,190
Might as well be in flames.

486
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,090
Matches, please.

487
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,130
Thank you.

488
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:48,020
Well, I'll take off
any minute now. Mmm-hmm.

489
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:51,180
Yeah, well,
I'll have the band play anchors away.

490
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:54,230
One thing.
When we're out of here, promise me something.

491
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:57,160
Oh, if we get out of here,
I'll promise you anything.

492
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,160
Promise me
you won't tell anybody about my flying.

493
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,160
Oh, sister, believe me,
that is one thing

494
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,190
I will never
mention a word of to anybody.

495
00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,110
You still don't believe
I can do it.

496
00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:10,170
Well, I can always
use a laugh.

497
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,220
Hey, don't forget
to put out the fire.

498
00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,160
Ok.

499
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,110
[breathing heavily]

500
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,110
If anybody's listening--

501
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:47,130
[bertrille]
You still there?

502
00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:50,170
Sorry I took so long,
but I had to go find a rope.

503
00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:56,210
Come on up.
I have it anchored to the station wagon.

504
00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:58,060
It'll hold.

505
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,190
Well, I guess
I'll be shoving off.

506
00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,220
Would you like a lift?

507
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:06,070
No, thanks. No.

508
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,130
I don't think I'm going
the way you're going.

509
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,160
Oh. Good luck.

510
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,210
That's all? Just good luck?

511
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:14,020
No lectures?
No last-minute sermons?

512
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,200
No. But if you ever
want a job in San Juan,

513
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,200
I know somebody
who can help you.

514
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,110
Well, thank you.
I'll remember that.

515
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,170
You know something, sister?

516
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:26,140
You're the first person
who ever played it straight with me.

517
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,010
And you know something else?

518
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,220
I got the feeling
that my luck has changed.

519
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:32,140
I--I feel free.
I don't know how it happened, but I'm free.

520
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:37,030
Maybe just because
somebody thinks I'm worth saving after all.

521
00:24:37,030 --> 00:24:38,220
Goodbye, Dr. Watkins.

522
00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:40,100
Bye.

523
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,000
[birds chirping]

524
00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:47,130
Hey, wait a minute.

525
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:49,150
Um, there's a highway
up the road a couple of miles.

526
00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:52,200
Maybe I could ride
part of the way with you after all.

527
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,060
Good.
Ok.

528
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,130
You want to drive?
Oh, sure.

529
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,060
Uh, just push that button.

530
00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:04,100
[engine starting]

531
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,110
Uh,

532
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,030
on second thought,
I might as well go all the way.

533
00:25:59,594 --> 00:26:01,594
[end credits]

534
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:06,194
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